Impact Spoilers, March 24

So, here are the spoilers for tonight's Impact tapings, which will air on March 24.

Anderson comes out with a professor. There's a white board in the ring. He runs numbers and announces again that he wants his rematch. Anderson hits the Mic Check on the professor.

True to a typical TNA opening segment, Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff come out. They tell Anderson that he hasn't earned his rematch yet. They set up Anderson and RVD again. Sting comes out and announces that the Network wants him to be the special guest referee.

Hardcore Country Knockout Mickie James defeated Tara, then had a staredown with TNA Knockouts Champion Madison Rayne.

Samoa Joe's little cameraman defeated The Pope. Samoa's lackey was bleeding pretty badly in this match. Samoa Joe ran off The Pope.

Flair comes out with Hardy and Bully. Calls them the best tag team wrestlers. The crowd chants for Fortune and then chants boring. Guess what TNA? The fans aren't cutting slack to even Ric Flair these days. Fortune comes out and brawls with them. Then Abyss returns, apparently sporting a new look.

Hernandez comes out with Sarita and Rosita and introduces the guy behind all the attacks as their new associate Esteban.

Hernandez and his new partner defeat Matt Morgan and Brother Devon. Rosita and Sarita get involved which brings out Velvet Sky and Angelina Love. Angelina seemed to be helping Velvet, but Winter called her to the back, leaving Morgan to tend to Velvet.

RVD and Anderson ended in yet another no contest. Wow...is it just me or does it feel like TNA is just sticking it in and turning the knife? Two weeks with two main events that end in no count out, preceded by an 88 second main event.